1. Snow White lives with seven dwarfs.
2. Cinderella wears glass slippers. High maintenance.
3. Aurora has three “fairy” godmothers.
4. Ariel is a hoarder. Plus, she grew up under water. Strange.
5. Belle would rather read than marry the town hottie.
6. Jasmine would rather play with her cat than go on blind dates.
7. Pocahontas sings to a tree.
8. Mulan is a tranny.
9. Maiden Marion is a fox. Animals can’t get married. Deh.
10. Madam Mim. Enough said.
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