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*Get a tan

30 May

So as part of my June To-Do’s I’ supposed to get a tan.  It was a beautiful warm May day so I decided to get a head start.  Well, I thought something bad would happen, while doing it, along the lines of sunburn or raccoon eyes, or maybe even a nosy neighbor.  NOPE.  Things were great.  I had my juice, cushy grass under a soft towel, my laptop, music, sunglasses, privacy.  Things were great.  And then something hits me.  Literally.  I’ve covered my eyes, so I can’t see what it was, but I knew it wasn’t a leaf…hmmm.  I pull off the eye-protectors and there’s these black spots on my arm!!  Ewwww, and they’re surrounded by white gook!!! That’s right ladies an gentlemen, bird poop.

I’m looking really forward to completing the rest of this month’s chores!