I am not a lady. Are you?

• Check all that apply to you or that you agree with.

• You don’t reveal your age or weight, unless absolutely necessary.
• You never ask a gentleman how much money he makes.
• When in doubt, you dress up. You would never look to casual for an event.
• You never say that you’re leaving for the bathroom. You simply excuse yourself.
• You don’t complain about things you can’t change – like waiting in line or the weather.

• If a gentleman offers to pay for a date, you politely accept.
• When it’s up to you to tip, you always leave at least 20%
• You don’t engage in prolonged public displays of affection.
• You never talk on your phone when in a restaurant or at the movies.
• You don’t gossip.

• You drink in moderation. You never let your drinking behavior get out of control.
• You do not discuss religion or politics at the dinner table.
• If you’ve been given a gift, you follow up with a written thank you note or card.
• You don’t use call waiting. You instead use voicemail for interrupting calls.
• You always RSVP to invitations, and you never ask if you can bring extra guests.

• You don’t discuss your past relationships with the person you’re dating.
• You don’t tell sexist or racist jokes.
• You do not interrupt people speaking to you.
• You don’t flirt with men that you aren’t interested in.
• If you are on a diet, you do not discuss it at the dinner table.
• You carry the smallest purse possible, depending on the occasion.

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• You err on the side of saying good night early.
• You never turn down an invitation hoping something better will come along that night.
• When in doubt, you dress modestly – saving sexier clothes for the right occasion.
• You never ask if you look fat.