So this morning my friend Bekka awoke me at 10 o’clock. Not okay- it’s Spring Break, my day shouldn’t begin until AT LEAST 2:30. She’s been having weird pain in her ribs- I thought it was gas or stress or even contractions. Our neighbor thought it was like Pinocchio- every time she would lie, she’d get another shot of pain. After a few drinks, and a late-night photo shoot, the pain didn’t go away, but in her words, she was gonna “model through” it. So the next morning, after she finished four episodes of ER, we went and sat in the waiting room of the Urgent Care, I of course brought my MacBook and we took goofy pictures in “photobooth” while we waited. So she was gone for an hour, I read two magazines, one about how Angie stood Jennifer up, and of course, my favorite, “O At Home.” I find out that Bekka’s been done and was in fact napping in one of the rooms. She finally pulls me in the room and she has something called an “inflamed lung.” Drama. Well, I of course pocketed some rubber gloves before we headed out for lunch.