It was an evening like any other. Class was done, dinner was through, I was back from the gym, with a craving for orange juice. Little did I know that I would make world history, and do something that had NEVER been done in the history of MAN. My friend Kari and I get into Shafer, and pass the vegan station on the way to the juice machine. It was serving something so tempting I couldn’t resist. Three words: Vegan Sloppy Joe. SO GOOD! We both had two sandwiches, and looked at each other. We were both thinking the same exact thing. I quickly chugged the rest of the water in my bottle, and we hit the bar again. Unfortunately, when we went back for more, we ran into a high school friend who was visiting…he saw Kari, but I ran…(over Christmas break I was exposed to a portrait of his…and I can’t look at him the same now)…Anyways, we both get another bowl and sit down nonchalantly. She starts spooning the Joe into my bottle, and I put the buns-all four in my pockets.
That is an original story, something that has NEVER happened EVER, ANYWHERE in the world- stealing vegan Sloppy Joe in a water bottle and buns in my pockets.
And THAT is how you make history.
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