Oh what a beautiful morning. The sunshine beamed in through the blinds this morning, gently waking me up. I go through three different vibrant outfits and come across the perfect spring look. It involves very little clothing, and of course a flowing mini-skirt. No need to check the weather, last night I read that it would be around 70. I grabbed my bag and headed out the door. I took my first steps outside and WOOOSH!!!! Not a good way to start the day. With the help of Richmond’s wind I successfully flashed Monroe Park. (I am SOOO glad I turned down a thong this morning.) Ughhh, fine, whatever, I don’t know any of them. Another block, WOOOSH!!! Now people are staring. Another block and a classmate crosses to my side of the street on our rush to Art History. We turn the corner, WOOOSH!!! I look behind me and a hobo gives me the eye, he DEFINITELY just saw some booty. One block left. I’m crossing the street, cheeks flushed with embarrassment and racing to class. 50 yards left and my skirt blows ALLLLLLLL the way up!!! Yes sir, those are white panties. I PRAY the guy behind me is gay.
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