Great Lines From Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

Romy: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 
Michele: Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are? 
Romy: What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we’re not married by the time we’re 30, ask me again. 
Michele: [...]

I’M a WHAT??????????

This girl Shoshana, whom I went to high school with, kept trying to add me as a Facebook friend for over three months. Every time I would log in there would be another request. I usually would’ve accepted her, EXCEPT she WAS a WITCH! I was really nice to her. She [...]