“I HATE bananas because they’re made by monkeys.”
Posts Tagged as ‘funny’
May 30, 2008
*Get a tan
So as part of my June To-Do’s I’ supposed to get a tan. It was a beautiful warm May day so I decided to get a head start. Well, I thought something bad would happen, while doing it, along the lines of sunburn or raccoon eyes, or maybe even a nosy neighbor. NOPE. Things were [...]
January 22, 2008
How to Be Awkward- Taken from Life Experiences
1. When in an elevator, instead of turning around-face everyone, and be sure to make shifty eye-contact with everyone in the elevator.
2. Upon introduction, tell the person that you had a bunny with their same name – and it died.
3. After a break-up, be sure to run into your ex at least four times [...]
